Wednesday 31 October 2012

Cara Mudah/Terpendek/Terpantas Untuk Kenal Aku. Moga Tak Nyesal.


Pagi. Bosan. Bukak belog Kak Jomblo, ada survey. 
Layan jelah sambil minom kopi (erkkk terpekat puihhhhh).



1) Status of you and the last person you sent a text to.
Tunang.

2) Do you have any plans for Saturday?

Pagi 10.30 appointment final fitting. Pastu hantar kereta pegi bengkel, repair aircond. Pastu henjut pegi Sungai Tua, birthday party. Pastu, aku lak MATI. Ehh tak.

3) When was the last time you got flowers?

Dalam bulan Mei. Aku dapat bunga untuk di-pass-kan ke orang lain.

4) Has anyone told u that u looked like someone famous?

Pernah. Sama macam Puan Jaleha, wanita famous dalam taman perumahan umah aku. Dan beliau itu mak aku wawawawawa!

5) Do you love anyone?
Yezza.

6) Are you sad or happy?
Semak, serabut. Pagi-pagi dapat email menjengkelkan dari RO yang suka makan pakai tangan yang pusing belakang badan baru sampai mulut.

7) Are you in love?
Yes I am.

8) Have you read the book Twilight?
Nope. Cuz it takes ages to finish instead of watching movie.

9) If you had a chance to get back together with your ex, would you?

Hoihh boleh aje. The moment we get back together je, aku terus sepak telor dia bagi pecah. 

10) Do you think your attractive?
Tak payah lah bagi aku KEMBANG BONTOT. but yepp :D

11) What do you like about yourself?
My personality. Campak je mana-mana, senang nak get along. I will be a boy among the boys. Cuba campak aku ke kandang rimau lak. Aku akan terkincit sambil says, meoww. Rimau comel.

12) Is there someone on your mind?
Yes.

13) Do you think someone is talking behind your back?
Mesti punya. Manusia, mana yang tak prejudis. Mana yang takde dengki. Kalau masum sangat, selidik dalam-dalam, kau Nabi ke?

14) Do you like it when guys have egos?
Like it when it is in the right situation, right time. 

15) Do you hate your friends?
Kalau tak sayang tu maknanya diorang bukan lagi dalam list kawan.

16) Do you remember your first crush's name?
Ingat. And we are best friend now.

17) What are you?
Working student.

18) Did you kiss anyone today?
Nope.

19) Are you a mean person?
Mean for a mean person. Takkan orang dah pijak kepala aku nak diam tersengih je kan?

20) Are you excited for anything?
Yes. Tak sabar nak nikoh this coming Nov :)

21) Have you let someone down in the last week?
Yep. My mom. She failed to let me stayed home after Maghrib even though she knows i have to settle something.

22) Are you close with your siblings?
Nope. And I like it. 

23) Do you get along with your parents?
Apa punya soklan. Degil camana pun aku siapa lagi sanggup tahan hadap selain diorang?

24) Are you in a good mood right now?
Tak berapa. Sila refer jawapan no.6.

25) Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Pakcik buncit saya.

26) Do you like to make the first move?
Depends. 

27) Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
Dulu tak. Sekarang yess. Lepas aku pun berhenti smoke.

28) Whats something you really want right now, be honest:
Balik rumah, layan DVD sambil guling-guling depan TV dengan bantal paling wangi.

29) Whats the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
2 hours, kot. 

30) Has anyone ever sang to you?

Yep.

31) Do you get emotional easily?
Yep. Cuba tunjukkan aku laki Cina tua jalan sambil kendong botol air mineral godang, sambil kepit payung, jalan kaki terhencot-hencot, pergi kerja. (Ini real situation. Dia balik kerja jam 630 petang. Hari-hari. Tah kerja mana lah dia. Tah ngape masih bekerja pun tak tahu. Hurmm)

32) Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yep. Dan aku cepat pelik. Aku ada eye bag kot.

33) Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Tak ke sama soklan No.7?

34) Has someone ever made a promise to you and broken it?
Biasa.

35) Do you want someone back in your life?
Nope. Cuz they sux. I love present, and I love future. Hati batu kan aku? Tak takk. Ini real. In fact, I wish I will not even met and know them. HAHAHAHA nampak macam ada dendam di situ? Cuz to be frank, I hate when I know my own life history. Tapi dalam masa bersyukur sebab Tuhan itu ada. Dan Tuhan itu adil. Noted for any whom it may concern.. :)


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